*There are a few swears in this episode of Bow adventures. I'm sorry, but they're essential to the story.
Yesterday sounded like turkey murder from the kitchen. I had to think, "Did I leave the gate open!?" Dogs and turkey and ...human? chaos resounding through my one window. I ran outside and a man was standing across the driveway yelling.
(The turkey just makes reactionary noises when things get loud).
"I'll ---king kill you! You son of a bitch!" he yelled toward the three dogs gathered around him. I looked at his truck. Post office vehicle.
"What is going ON HERE!?" I got quick with the yelling too.
"HE BIT ME!" and pointed at Eddie. "ASSHOLE!" He got in his truck and slammed the door.
I approached the window. "WAIT?! He bit you?"
"Well he nipped."
"I'm sorry, are you okay?"
Then the postman communicated that ol' One Eye had just nipped his PANTS and that he was fine, but in the most curt and aggressive way possible.
"He's never done that before," I tell him, and that's the truth.
He handed me a certified letter to sign, all the while tangibly hating me. My mom came out and he warmed up. So kind to her, he turned away from me. I just handed her the letter to finish signing, grabbed my dog and walked away.
I'm sorry mister postman, you were a dick to me. Like, a total dick. And I don't know what you did to my dog, but it must have been something. I've known him longer and better than you and I got his back. I rescind my apology.